A Bug's Life

A small little ant who's about to reach a crossroad and wondering what i need to do in persuit for "HAPPYNESS"...

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Bug's malu day

Woke up this morning after my duty shift only to find out that i could hardly open my eyes.. Hmm... upon looking at the mirror, IT WAS SWOLLEN! Hmmm... Wats wrong... did i get some kind of disease? I didnt watch anything that was "disturbing" either! So wat happened? "Was i boxed by my female specialist yesterday for outraging her modesty?" Cant be, for i cant be THAT desperate when im working!! hehe...

I came to the conclusion that there must be some creepy crawlers in office that bit me while i was resting! (damn.... why me!) This cause my vision to be limited coupled with the fact that it made me look U.G.L.Y with those puffy eyes! sigh.. wat a way to start the day. (I was thinking better not be seen out in town today!)

The swelling did subside when i went home to take a nap. Probably the poision was spread evenly throughout the body! (hmm... does tat mean i dying soon!) Decided to drive down town to get Roland's present since we will be celebrating steven's and roland's Bday tomorrow. Haha,,, If u two are reading this, be prepared to be slaughter by us. And we mean it!

Well, "Malu" myself again at taka when i was about to pay for the gifts. Damn.. I busted my credit limit again! sigh... second time this had happen though. (First time it happened was with Joe and he had to pay for it first since I only had one DBS credit card and it so happened tat there was a DBS promotion.) Thankly there wasnt any DBS promotion for this purchase and had to take out another card to pay for it. sigh... Wat on earth did i spend on!

Well, gotta start controlling my spending... As joe said, better not come to a stage where i cant pay for the things i bought! Well guys, if u see me not drving anymore, u know whats going on! haha...

~A bug's day~

Friday, March 25, 2005


Hmm... I didnt realise that is so fun to be driving  Posted by Hello

GOOD FRIDAY

As we know, today is the day where we acknowledged the anniversary of Jesus' death on the cross, in calvary, where he died for us by being crucified. Let us take a moment of our time to reflect on the wonders of GOd and thank him for his love.

Psalm 136:1 - Give thanks to the LORD, because he is good; his love is eternal.

It is human nature for us to fail to be thankful for things that others have done for us. Have we ever realised that wat it means to the party whenever he is praised for the job done? (even if it is his routine) Have we ever praised our partners for the meals that she has made? Even though this might seem trival, a praise for him will give him great pleasure!

In the same way, God enjoys our gratitude, no matter how often we thanked him. So search upon ourselves for the blessings that you have received from morning until you go to bed and how often we as humans will forget about thanksgiving!

Lets us all pray: "God, we confess that we have not given thanks to you for all the blessings. Forgive us, and give us awareness to your wonderful gifts and the will to thank you day and nite. Amen.

*Soup for the day*
How have I discovered God's goodness in ordinary days and be thankful

~Bug's Prayer~

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Duty Nite!

As usual, its my turn for nite today! However we are on audit this week (now i know wat a pest they are! spying on watever u are doing and waiting for u to make a mistake in order for them to write a report!) Damn... so had to be in office early for them to audit me. Well, as expected, they $%#^* over the smallest fault they can ever find, saying that it shld be done .. blah blah... way.

OF cos, its easier said than done when you are not the one doing it! It just makes me wonder why are humans more critical over others but never so when it comes to ourself and always giving lousy excuses to problems.. (Well, upon searching my heart, i too belong to this gp of ppl!)

well, today the duty crew is in a feast mode! Probably being influenced by me. haha... Managed to persuade them to have seafood meal like the one we had in Macpherson that nite with Lincoln, Joe and company. So it was crab (again), tomyam soup, fish, froggie legs, sotong, vege and prawns for dinner. Yummy.. another feast.. haha.. think the 3km run over the week is a waste, judging by the amount i eat! But im still on a healthy BMI! But the one in Macpherson beats this hands down!

Talking about BMI,(guess everyone knows how to calculate theirs), the standards for a healthy BMI has gone up to 23 from 30! Well, this will probably make no difference to most of us, but it has somehow become a center of attraction in our line of business! Gone were the days where un-fit personnel get away unpunished or getting "extra duties", but the new generation has to pass their IPPT and also to LOOK healthy. So ppl have to be fit and to be seen fit. *sigh* so all of us must have a healthy BMI of 20-23 or u will be told to slimmed down! (its getting more difficult to be in our line) - so guys out there, do watch out your diet and stay fit!

~A bug's life~

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

~Run Forest Run~

As the work year draws to an end and a new one begins, this means trouble to many in office!

Firstly, many of us had to finish our project before the work year closes as the budget is only vaild till 31st of this month.. (hmm.. tat means 9 days to complete whatever u have to do! ~ looks like many have to start wearing undies outside to behave like superman!)

Secondly, IPPT deadline is 31st March too!! To those who havent pass, God bless you and may the force be with you! You also have 9 days to pray for a miracle to happen... As for me, IPPT training has started and guess what, the new sports IC, has started a mess jogging session for us to ensure that all can clear their physical test in the coming work year. Damn... why must she be so siao "ONz"....

So she started this 3 km jog for us on tues and thur every week so that the department will be fitter and healthier. It almost killed me today as we had to run uphill and downhill, coupled by the fact that im not suppose to "Chao Keng".. damn... Luckily till fit enough to complete the run, and didnt "sia suay" myself by fainting on the road! haha...

Thank goodness, im working this coming Thursday nite and can avoid the coming session!

~Unfit Bug~

~Memories that remain~

Hall 8 - our home

The famous Ocean 10 Posted by Hello

Looking at how amy and corr has voice their dis-illusion of missing hall life, I too have my own memories that i wish to share. It was hell of fun back then! With WC from day till nite and supper following that in either WX's car or Botakmodo's car and back to hall with more WC! Life was cetrainly entertaining. Not to forget the occasional clubbing at zouk and Double O whereby one of us will surely get drank and be carried back! THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!

I bet the 10 musketeers do feel the same way as i do too! we missed those care free days whereby we can chat till the sun rise and cooking maggie mee together using steven's pot for us to share and watching "Ne Za" together at 7pm! I could go on and on to talk abt the old days.. but then..... life will never be the same again!

so lets all move forward and keep this fond memories a part of us! ~ tks pal... u made my life wonderful in hall 8~


~A bug's memory~

Monday, March 21, 2005


Sunrise sunrise...  Posted by Hello

Dawn in Medan Posted by Hello

A flooded coast line  Posted by Hello

The coast of Meulaboh Posted by Hello

The Killer Wave


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Its been almost 3 months since the killer wave struck the coast of B.Aceh and Meulaboh killing countless souls and making others homless. Time to reflect on how fortunate we are in Singapore! Some photos that I took in-theatre.... Njoy!

Fun with English

Someout out there is either too free or too deadly in boggle/scrabble... (Joe: bet you cant beat him!)

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER (I love this!)
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Someone definately has too much time on hand to think of this.

Are u the Right Man for the Job

A simple test to determine what kind of jobs you are suitable for!

Take this test and imagine you are the candidate inside the room to see if you are doing the right job now....

Scenario: Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates (you are one of them) into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze

If you: Are counting and recounting the number of bricks forming the wall,
You will definately be in ACCOUNTS DEPT

If you: have messed up the whole place with the bricks
You are suitable for ENGINEERING

If you: are arranging the bricks in some other
Then you shld be PUT IN PLANNING

If you: are throwing the bricks at each other
Then you could be IN OPERATIONS

If You: are the lazy kind annd sleep
You shld be IN SECURITY.

If you will break the bricks down into pieces
you are good in INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY

If you are sitting idle
well, HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT is for you

If you have thrown the bricks out of the window
You shld be in MATERIALS DEPT.

If you are clinging onto the bricks
I will PUT you IN TREASURY

If you say you had tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved
SALES is for you!

If you have already left for the day
you are suitable in MARKETING.

And the best of all: If you are staring out of the window
you are in for STRATEGIC PLANNING!!

What kind of behaviour are you!

A bug's test

Sunday, March 20, 2005

A blog from office

Hi all..

I can't believe that i will ever (i really mean ever) blog in office. well, the feeling is different as nothing is flowing through my mind now, which translates to blogging rubbish. Anyway, i shall blog on my travel fair experience yesterday! (As suggested by Joe)

Well, I was there yesterday with Dino to check out the holidays available as we had both planned to go onto a vacation together. We started planning since last year in December, which didnt materialised till yesterday. Our plan back then was to go to Australia for a 2 weeks holiday in melbourne, brisbane, gold coast and end off at cairns. But that plan was called off after i volunteered for the relief mission in Indonesia. We started planning for a second trip in February after i came back from Indonesia but due to our hetic schedule, we couldnt find a common date what both of us are able to go on leave at the same time till May.

And lighting struck twice as my 2 weeks leave in May was shot down by the management due to manpower limitations and will only be allowed to go on a maximum of 4 days leave. There goes my plans for a holiday in USA. So we finally agree to put our USA trip on hold and go for a shorter and budget trip.

This brought the both of us to the NATAS fair yesterday to check out the budget holidays available. We were looking for either Thailand, Bali, Taipei and vietnam. So after walking round the booths, we narrowed down to Thailand and Taipei and subsequently to Thailand. However there were also many holiday destination in Thai (Phuket, Bangkok, Koh-Samui) and it took us some time before deciding on a holiday to Bangkok! Horray.. Im finally going away for a well deserved break !!

Well, wat makes this NATAS Fair interesting for me was that I got to know a ger (who is a travel agent!) .. She was quite chatty during our conversation and was quite a nice ger to talk to. Hmm... "Tao Hua Yun?" im not sure... but she sure is interesting. As usual, i stun ppl that i meet in 2 ways;
1) "you are 26 years old, I cant believe it"
2) "You are an air traffic controller, those that wave cards at pilots"

Sigh... Maybe i shall explain my job once and for all to my frenz out there! I DO NOT WAVE CARDS AT PILOTS!- They are marshallers.. !!!

So we chatted for awhile before she gave me her card and asked me to call her ... hmmm... should I??

~Bug's weekend~

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Top 4 "NO-NO"

"The 4 Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women" - To all my Male buddies: pls read and digest

1) MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A “Nice Guy” - Reason being: Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. ( You will somehow curse and swear to everyone saying that god is blind!) - I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT... but GET OVER IT (maybe i should just turn nasty and give ppl the evil looks from now onwards)

2) MISTAKE #2: Trying To“Convince" Her To Like You - Hey guys, What do U do when you all meet a woman that you REALLY like... but she's just not interested?.............
Right! you try all means even if it means stabbing ppl and being a bastard to "convince" the woman to feel differently. (Who dares to disagree!! - pls touch you heart and soul)


Well, I have news for you... YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN "FEELS" WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION! (NEVER EVER!!- been there, proved tat!)

3) MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission - In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us), we guys are always doing things to get a woman's "approval" or "permission".
HELLO!! - Another HORRIBLE idea.

Dont agree?? - You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval. Still doubting me? Just ask any attractive woman if Wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her...

4) MISTAKE #4: Trying To “Buy” Her Affection With Food And Gifts - Guys, think carefully: how many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her even HALF as well as you did? (I have been there too and will also start cursing and swearing like in pt 1 above! and begin to really wonder if god is really blind by siding all the JERKS or is there something really wrong in me!) However the real fact is: "I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection". - Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION.

So guys beware and not fall into the pitholes.... Do not re-invent the wheel that is already invented.

~A Bug's advice~

Thursday, March 17, 2005

~Emergency~

The Electronic software shows that i havent controlled an aircraft for 90 days when i logged into the system today. Well, you cant blame me for that since i was away in Medan in January and was away on course in the month of Feb.

Go myself happily seated in position and read up on any new operation instructions in case there were new procedures that im unaware of. Was complaining to the crew ard me about the amount of aircrafts that im gonna have since im away for so long and was quite nervous when i started controlling since im rusty and have to think awhile before i started transmitting over the air. (Just in case i "malu" myself again)

Everything went smoothly and i started to get the hang of it once again... then the trainee plugged in to listen to my transmission as he was getting ready for the next session. Then suddenly..... an emergency occured!! (damned... it has to happen to me again...)

90 days ago, which was when i last controlled, while i was controlling, there was also an emergency and today, as i went on position again, an emergency happened again... (everyone in tower went "must be you again sir")

So the adrenaline level went up and i got up from my sitting position in order to be in a clearer picture of what is going on around me.. thank god that nothing happened while the emergency took place.. must also thank my 2 pilot frenz who were flying at tat time as they knew that i was quite saturated ("max out") and didnt bother me much.

so much action in a day!! Im really back to reality..... *sob sob*

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Back to Reality

After 30 days of lollipop sucking whereby i was on a course and not required to be in office for work, im finally back to reality! Gone were the days whereby i can start my course late and "ba long long" to take my time, have occasional 2 hrs lunch and get to knock off before 4pm. Well.. this will not happen again!

On the way to office, there was a general inspection on all the cars entering the base which created a massive traffic jam at the gate. "Damn, going to be late for my first day back"... ultimately entered the conference at 8.05 and thank god the briefing hasnt started!

And being away for 30 days was no joke! Everything was new to me.. and i feel like a trainee again where they are always the blur "sotong" not knowing what is going on. So it took me awhile to get myself back to the flow of things and "malu" myself a few times in the process, asking questions that any ordinary controller will know.

Only managed to check my email at 5.30pm. Sigh.... so many tat requires attention too... and many others issues that were expired while i was away. So its back to my normal work cycle again!

So is going on-course a real lollipop ??

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Uncle Sam almost did it again

After 2 days of extravaganza in Chomp Chomp and Macpherson seafood, today was a day of hunger! haha... not that there isnt anymore cash left in the wallet for food (maybe that too!), but i was simply too lazy to have makan all alone. (Partly also due to 2 days of LS on the food i ate).

Suday was Hokkien mee, Stingray, sotong, carrot cake, kangkong which was followed by Crabs, steam fish, frog legs, more kangkong on monday when lincoln decided to have a big feast! (refer to JOE's BLOG for the pics!) On both nites, i returned with a full stomach, that makes u restless and un-mobile for the night..

And today was the other extreme, where hunger was killing me! I only had a plate of fried rice in the afternoon! didnt ate dinner as i was bowling and chatting with our NTU coach, who happened to be there too!

So it was another bad bowling day! maybe im just lousy! maybe i dont have it in me anymore! So many "MAYBEs" that makes u unsure why i wanna bowl in the first place! Its still a game i love (alot!), a game where i have many frenz (hopefully), and a game that make Anson what he is today!

I can see myself slowly getting my rythm back and understanding more of my physical and mental game and also starting to read the lanes and make my own adjustments where i cant do it when i started learning how to bowl. I have become more knowledgable and intelligent in the game of bowling which is also a reason why its so hard to let go.

Anyway, was bowling with Sam (national bowler) and he is a fun guy to talk to! Very hokkien-ish, but can be damn funny and chatty when he wants to. A true professional to the game and there is so much that you can learn from this guy. As expected, every shot he delievers is consistent and down goes every pin. (just like a machine doing the same job over and over again).

So in game one, he just keep striking and striking till the 10th frame where I tot a perfect game is on its way! He was pretty confident too and was relax. By this time, the entire allay had stopped bowling and came over to our lane to witness the 11th shot. There were many giggles and bets going ard to see if Sam can continue this amazing feat. Onto the approach and off Sam goes. It was definately a good delivery and he was raising his arms as he was certain it will be another routine strike. Ball went into the pocket and "fried" the pins. BUT.....and BUT... Pin 10 stand which made the crowd go "oooooooohhhhhh..." and the perfect game is gone!

He finished the game on 289, which won him a house award and cause him to loose 10k which he could have gotta if he had strike home!

Life is such isnt it! a little more luck and u could have gone a long way!

Anz

Sunday, March 13, 2005

~ A Guide To Get Hitched~

Mr Anz, is no data doctor from the city of Manhattan like Dr Hitch, and he's not a professional bachelor who help men woo woman of their dreams too! However he read up on some useful information and shall give u guys some tips (not sure proof though) on dating techniques!

1) Top butt watching dates: bowling (no wonder i play it so often), playing pool (damn!), salsa dancing (going to pick up soon), rock climbing (damn!), horse riding (damn!), roller skating (hmmm.. i cant blade yet), hiking (shld try out), bicycling (anyone game of east coast this weekend!)

2) Top personal ads tip: Use attention-grabbing headers like "i bathe every day" (hmm.. I wonder who doesn't).. so this probably wouldnt work in our Singapore's climate!

3) Top pre-date grooming tip: Clean your ears, just in case you get to do some serious necking. Repeat after me: Ear wax is not sexy!

4) Top flirting tip: A little cleavage goes a long way for woman, and a pickle in trouser pocket goes a long way for men. (hmmm... well, should we always leave our hands in our pckets then!... hahahaha....)

5) Top ice-breaking tip: Never leave a home without a conversation piece like an unusual handbag, a foreign newspaper, or an interesting book. (hmm.. no wonder i was wearing pyjamas look alike shirt that nite.. well... it was to create a topic of conversation! haha... got it!!)

~Bug's tips!~

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Something to ponder on!

Hi all,

Chanced upon this and going to share it with all of you!

Have you ever noticed that all woman's problems start with men?

Examples:

1) Men-opause - defined as: The period marked by the natural and permanent cessation of menstruation, occurring usually between the ages of 45 and 55.

2) Men-strual Pain - defined as: Of or relating to menstruation

3) Men-tal Illness - defined as: Any of various conditions characterized by impairment of an individual's normal cognitive, emotional, or behavioral functioning, and caused by social, psychological, biochemical, genetic, or other factors, such as infection or head trauma.

4) Guy-naecologist - defined as: A specialist in gynecology

5) His-terectomy - defined as: Surgical removal of part or all of the uterus


Its kinna amazing wat an impact men has on woman isnt it!

~Bug's theory~

Friday, March 11, 2005

A simple dinner to a wonderful evening!

Was out with Dino last nite for some steak, and brought him to OUTBACK along Millenia. Though it was my first time there too, but i have already hear good reviews about their "cow cooking"

Well, as it turn out, it didnt disappoint us. For the first time, "Medium rare" really means "Medium rare", unlike the other steak houses whereby you usually cant differentiate between them. Its was juicy and of cos bloodY! Both me and Dino are steak lovers and had no complaints over the food as well as their service.

As the night progresses, some questions that i had been discussing with JOE poped my mind and i decided to ask Dino too since we are such close frenz too!

1) Would you ever continue to love someone even though she is no longer ard (meaning that she is dead)?
JOE: "Ideally yes, Pratically No "
Dino: "Dont think so"

2) Would you continue to love and go after that person even though she has rejected you a few times (Just like Simon in the 9pm show)?
JOE: "No, and he is stupid"
Dino: "Dont you get the hint!"

I dont have the answers to this questions too and is also seeking them myself! I would love to say "YES" to the above 2 questions though (NOT that im noble or stupid), but I feel that loving someone might not necessary means having her physically! (But that is also an idealistic tot of mine, and unsure if i can hold to it too!) Comments anyone??

Lastly, the wonderful evening ended of at Balaclave! Wat a palce.. Nice ambiance and crowd, with mainly working class adults. Had some beers before we left for home!

*Im going there again tonight!* hehe.....

~ A bug's nightout~

Thursday, March 10, 2005

My Favourite is through to the last 8 of CL



A job well done at Bay Arena where Pools edge out Bayer Leverrkusen on a 6-2 aggregate.
Look at how happy the babies are!!

~Bug's team~
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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Singapore's Favourite!!

What is Singapore favourite word?

*make a guess? Its damn easy!!*


If u can answer the above, the next one will be too easy for YOU.

What is Singapore favourite sentence? (HINT: It contains 5 words)

*Answer will be revealed shortly!*

Have fun guessing....

Insect "REAL FACT" Quiz No. 2

Here are some of the real facts in life:

1) Antarctia is the only contient without reptiles or snakes

2) Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater

3) Children grow faster in Spring

4) A hummingbird weights less than a penny

5) Until the 19th century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia

6) An Ant (Thats ME!!) can lift 50x of its own weight (Unbelieveable rite!! hahaha)

7)If u double 10cents everyday for 30 days, you would have $53687091.2 (start saving now!)

8) A single kopi tree produce only about a pound of kopi bean per year

9) Thailand means "Land of the Free" (dunno what it means to them though!)

10) An average human produce 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime (But i believe some produce much much more since they spit everyday, and also some others talk like a leaking tap!)

11) And the most importatant real fact in Bug's community is that tomorrow is "$PAY$" day


~Anz e Bug ~

A Prayer!

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Dear God,

pls pray for my "Hia Di" and "ji Beh" peng peng ann ann, soon soon lili in this coming year!

hehe....

A Bug's Prayer!

Monday, March 07, 2005

~~Cookie's Favourite Song~~

Sunny day
Chasing the clouds away
Find my way
To where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
How to get to Sesame Street


Come and play
Everything's a-ok
Friendly neighbors there
For all to meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
How to get to Sesame Street

~Anz e Bug~

Quiz No 1 - Singapore's key personalities

Below are the names of some of the important ppl in Singapore's short History!
Do u know them?>?

1) Goh Keng Swee -
Economics Tutor; civil servant; PAP assemblyman; Singapore's first finance minister and first defence minister

2) Kwa Geok Choo -
Lee Kuan Yew's wife; a Queen's scholar; lawyer; also known as Choo

3) Laycock John -
Founding member; leader of Singapore Progressive party; senior partner in the law firm of Laycock and Ong

4) Lee Chin Koon -
Lee Kwan Yew's father

5) Lee Wei Ling -
Lee Kwan Yew's only daughter

6) Marshall David -
Leading criminal lawyer; first chief minister of Singapore; founder of Worker's party

Its simply amazing - I Learnt 4 New Things over lunch break!

Well, Lunch is a event that all of us usually look forward to after spending the entire morning in office. Well, for me.. its something that i really look forward to since im now on course and having to sit in Lectures can be a hassel for an old man!

First your mind wonder off thinking abt the girl next door and next, your brain juice isnt as active as before and u sat there wondering wat the hell is he trying to drive across! U are simply in space and most ppl usually start having a majong session with "Zhou Gong". No wonder he is so busy recently!

So time check: 11:45, 3 more lecture slides to go!

11:55 - Classes ended and off for lunch!
Its also another hassel having to think of wea for makan as we simply boycott the canteen food unless its raining and we simply have no access to our cars!

12:00 - LTA OH decided that we should have our much talk abt Ah-Shui Ba-kuk-teh (Which i simply have no idea wea it is!) It was only while I was driving that i discovered that it is located along Rangoon Rd. (First thing that I learnt over lunch!)

12:20 - Reached Ah-shui ba-kuk-teh (But it closes on Monday!! - Damn it!) (Second thing that I learnt over lunch!)

12:25 - Continued driving wondering wea LTA OH will lead us too as i had no idea wea we were and simply followed behind like a dumb ass and traffic was heavy too!)

12:30 - Reached "Jian Dao Jian" (the famous chinese cook rice store), which i always tot only opens at night! I was wrong as the sign say [Open from 11am - 3am] (Third thing that I learnt over lunch!)

13:00 - Had our sumptous lunch and started our return trip back to class.

13:30 - Lecture yet to start and LTA Chiam was reading the NEWPAPER which taught me the 4th and most important lesson of the day! It was stated in today's paper that from a poll of 100 S'pore woman, Durex condom was the most preferred brand with over 70% choosing them over its competitors! hmmmm... i wonder y too.

Well, it was certainly educational over lunch and i think that i learnt more useful stuff over lunch than what im supposed to be doing in class!! haha.... isnt it ironic

~A Bug's Life~

Funny Equation!! (But its true)

One of my recent Lecturers told me this and it sure makes senses!

From our "O"-level days, we were taught the following:

Work Done = Power X Time
If Power = Knowledge and Time = $$

Therefore WD = Knowledge X $$

Re-arranging…… $$ = WD / Knowledge

Understands wat this means:???
(Ps: for those who are poor in Maths, it means that the more knowledgeable u have, the poorer u become)

This is quite true if u look at the wealthy man ard. The top money earners are not scientists or inventors, but ppl who had dropped out from school!! hmmm.... maybe its a mistake to be a Graduate after all since we can never be rich!

~A Bug's theory~

Welcome me to the family of Bloggers

Dear all,

Upon see ppl such as corr, HK and Joe so frequently blogging their life away, I decided to start my very own Bug's life Blog too! Hopefully this isnt a "3 fen zhong" kinna of effort.

Well, padon me for my lousy "ang-moh" cos im definately not a very good writer and if u happen to spot mistakes in my Grammer or voc or the wrong use of words, do forgive me and carry on reading.. Im sure my content shld be sufficient to keep u eyes away from those mistakes! hehe... However if my contents sucks and u cant stand it anymore, do close both ur eyes and still give me a pat on the back for my effort to broadcast this out for all to see!!

Welcome me to the family!

Anz e bug