A Bug's Life

A small little ant who's about to reach a crossroad and wondering what i need to do in persuit for "HAPPYNESS"...

Sunday, March 13, 2005

~ A Guide To Get Hitched~

Mr Anz, is no data doctor from the city of Manhattan like Dr Hitch, and he's not a professional bachelor who help men woo woman of their dreams too! However he read up on some useful information and shall give u guys some tips (not sure proof though) on dating techniques!

1) Top butt watching dates: bowling (no wonder i play it so often), playing pool (damn!), salsa dancing (going to pick up soon), rock climbing (damn!), horse riding (damn!), roller skating (hmmm.. i cant blade yet), hiking (shld try out), bicycling (anyone game of east coast this weekend!)

2) Top personal ads tip: Use attention-grabbing headers like "i bathe every day" (hmm.. I wonder who doesn't).. so this probably wouldnt work in our Singapore's climate!

3) Top pre-date grooming tip: Clean your ears, just in case you get to do some serious necking. Repeat after me: Ear wax is not sexy!

4) Top flirting tip: A little cleavage goes a long way for woman, and a pickle in trouser pocket goes a long way for men. (hmmm... well, should we always leave our hands in our pckets then!... hahahaha....)

5) Top ice-breaking tip: Never leave a home without a conversation piece like an unusual handbag, a foreign newspaper, or an interesting book. (hmm.. no wonder i was wearing pyjamas look alike shirt that nite.. well... it was to create a topic of conversation! haha... got it!!)

~Bug's tips!~

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