"sacred vows"

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the firstthing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the roomand sees that it is in a perfect order,spotless, clean.
So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins andnotices a note on the table

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early togo shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there isa hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son isalso at the table, eating.Marty asks,

"Son, what happened last night?"
His son says,

"Well, you came home after 3A.M.,drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked inthe hallway, and gave yourself a black eye whenyou stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks,

"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"



** Wonder will anyone actually say that when he/she is drunk. First time that i actually came across this. Something out of the norm and really romantic/nice to hear.

I would have made breakfast for my wife if she says that to me.. tsk tsk...**

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