10 Tell talke signs in my job

Following Amy's entry on signs of a teacher.. i shall make an attempt to describe mine's too...

1) When you never have to buy any clothings and pants for work
2) Your name tag is flash right across your chest!
3) when acronyms are our talking language (i.e. NDP)
4) When you have to work during public holidays
5) We are perceived to be earning more than the others.

6) We travel so often to desserts and other ulu place that no one have heard of...
7) Keeping fit is a given and staying unfit gets punished.. so does a high BMI
8) Every human being entering the work place will be screened upon for dangerous cargo. haha...
9) Where ppl calls u "Sir" and "Mdm"
10) And when you can still sing "Majulah Singapura" at the age of 40 understanding what it actually means.